You’ve seen ours. Now show us yours!
Our Shelf Life heroes are not long for this world. Global brands squish locals out of the market and tragically, many in our collection have already gone the way of the dinosaurs. The frisky Swedish Bra milk, for example, has already been re-branded Natur. So we are creating an on-line gallery to document this endangered species before it’s too late.
Now's your time to join the noble community of Shelf Life spotters. Send in a digital shot of Shelf Life finds from your travels and you could get them shown in the gallery. There's also a quarterly prize to be won for the best submissions (see How to submit). We’ll also let you know when new finds are added if you subscribe to our mailing list.
Show me yours gallery
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Poo tofu Collector: Cathy Eastburn Country: Indonesia Comments: Another of Asia's appetising natural foods. |
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Coolpis juice Collector: Marina Royles Country: Unknown Comments: May mix nicely with Golden Stream mineral water. |
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Slowpokes chocolate Collector: Stephanie Zizone Country: Canada Comments: There's nothing better to give your other half after a row.
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Krapp toilet paper Collector: Marie Warren Country: Sweden Comments: Never get caught without it when you need one! |
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Tendernuts chocolate bar Collector: Jack Thurston Country: Slovakia Comments: At last sexual equality! A companion for Grated Fanny tuna. It takes two to tango, after all. |
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Smack instant noodles Collector: Jack Thurston Country: Hungary Comments: Instant noodles ready in three minutes. Shooting up has never been so easy!
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Brawny paper towels Collector: Luther Golledge Country: USA Comments: We think he's probably strong and very very long. |
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Cock soup mix Collector: Lee Benjamin Country: Jamaica, via a South London post office shop Comments: Someone couldn't resist this delicicous temptation and nibbled the top off. Ouch! |
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Bonka coffee Collector: Keith Lincoln Country: Spain Comments: Coffee for consenting adults only. |
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Colon washing powder Collector: Chloe Jacquet Country: Mallorca Comments: Colon gives us a belly laugh, but Flota, beside it, quite ruins our enthusiasm for swimming in the Mallorcan sea. |
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Fuca laxative Collector: Mike Jones Country: France Comments: It's a laxative... |
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Homo milk Collector: Colin Dickerman Country: U.S.A. Comments: A transcontinental partner for Fagg's coffee from New Zealand, perhaps? |
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Bits savoury snacks Collector: Dorothy Atcheson Country: Spain Comments: Well, that's what I call mine... |
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Bimbo Cao chocolate cakes Collector: Ellen O’Connor Country: Spain Comments: The checkout girl was more cow than bimbo - she wouldn't let me offer the contents of my newly purchased pack to the woman behind me in the queue. |
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Snogg dog food Collector: David Bond Country: Norway Comments: mmm, with dog breath, how appetising |
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Ars rat poison Collector: Manon van Vark Country: Saudi Arabia Comments: Made in Japan, found in Saudi. I doubt many tourists buy this stuff. | |
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