You’ve seen ours. Now show us yours!

Our Shelf Life heroes are not long for this world. Global brands squish locals out of the market and tragically, many in our collection have already gone the way of the dinosaurs.  The frisky Swedish Bra milk, for example, has already been re-branded Natur. So we are creating an on-line gallery to document this endangered species before it’s too late. 

Now's your time to join the noble community of Shelf Life spotters. Send in a digital shot of Shelf Life finds from your travels and you could get them shown in the gallery. There's also a quarterly prize to be won for the best submissions (see How to submit).  We’ll also let you know when new finds are added if you subscribe to our mailing list.

Show me yours gallery

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poo toilet paper
- click to see enlargement Poo tofu
Collector: Cathy Eastburn
Country: Indonesia
Comments: Another of Asia's appetising natural foods.
 
coolpisnuts chocolate bar - click to see enlargement Coolpis juice
Collector: Marina Royles
Country: Unknown
Comments: May mix nicely with Golden Stream mineral water.
 

slowpokes instant noodles
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Slowpokes chocolate
Collector: Stephanie Zizone
Country: Canada
Comments: There's nothing better to give your other half after a row.
 



Krapp toilet paper
- click to see enlargement Krapp toilet paper
Collector:  Marie Warren
Country: Sweden
Comments:  Never get caught without it when you need one!
 
Tendernuts chocolate bar - click to see enlargement Tendernuts chocolate bar
Collector:  Jack Thurston
Country: Slovakia
Comments: At last sexual equality! A companion for Grated Fanny tuna. It takes two to tango, after all.
 

Smack instant noodles
 - click to see enlargement Smack instant noodles
Collector:  Jack Thurston
Country: Hungary
Comments:  Instant noodles ready in three minutes. Shooting up has never been so easy!


Brawny paper towels - click to see enlargement Brawny paper towels
Collector: Luther Golledge
Country: USA
Comments: We think he's probably strong and very very long.
 
Cock soup mix - click to see enlargement Cock soup mix
Collector: Lee Benjamin
Country: Jamaica, via a South London post office shop
Comments: Someone couldn't resist this delicicous temptation and nibbled the top off.  Ouch!
 
Bonka coffee - click to see enlargement Bonka coffee
Collector: Keith Lincoln
Country: Spain
Comments: Coffee for consenting adults only.
 
Colon washing powder - click to see enlargement Colon washing powder
Collector: Chloe Jacquet
Country: Mallorca
Comments: Colon gives us a belly laugh, but Flota, beside it, quite ruins our enthusiasm for swimming in the Mallorcan sea.
 
Fuca laxative - click to see enlargement Fuca laxative
Collector: Mike Jones
Country: France
Comments: It's a laxative...
 
Homo milk - click to see enlargement Homo milk
Collector: Colin Dickerman
Country: U.S.A.
Comments: A transcontinental partner for Fagg's coffee from New Zealand, perhaps?
 
Bits savoury snacks - click to see enlargement Bits savoury snacks
Collector: Dorothy Atcheson
Country: Spain
Comments: Well, that's what I call mine...
 
Bimbo-Cao chocolate cakes - click to see enlargement Bimbo Cao chocolate cakes
Collector: Ellen O’Connor
Country: Spain
Comments: The checkout girl was more cow than bimbo - she wouldn't let me offer the contents of my newly purchased pack to the woman behind me in the queue.
 
Snogg dog food - click to see enlargement Snogg dog food
Collector: David Bond
Country: Norway
Comments: mmm, with dog breath, how appetising
 
Ars rat poison - click to see enlargement Ars rat poison
Collector: Manon van Vark
Country: Saudi Arabia
Comments: Made in Japan, found in Saudi. I doubt many tourists buy this stuff.

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